flowury:

sleepy boys are the best because they have cute messed up hair and squishy tired cheeks and little droopy eyes and are at their most vulnerable making it easier to kill them


gameofchrons:

is this what having a penis is like 

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the-arena-ballerina:

neptunain:

christmas is so much worse as you get older it’s like “what do you want this year?” “a sense of purpose”

"a career" "financial security" "a sex life" "tuition for grad school" "alcohol" "a nap" "socks would be nice"


jewishsanta:

when books make you cry like fuck you book you’re a stack of paper


plantstho:

the lack of cuddling i am experiencing right now is upsetting 


monobeartheater:

the stars on the american flag are actually asterisks for all the restrictions on the freedom it boasts


ragingegyptian:

Apparently boys will be boys always but girls it’s all your fault always


black-nata:

when something you blacklisted shows up on your dash anyway

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vicsvaporrub:

how can you be sad when this exists

vicsvaporrub:

how can you be sad when this exists


ratatit:

i aspire to get to that level of hot where my hair looks like shit and i smell like black coffee and yesterday’s eyeliner is smudged under my eyes but i still look fine as hell


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