dinoduckqueen:

werewolfzero:

How many Hogwarts boys do you think Madam Pomfrey has to fix every year because they messed up trying to cast an Engorgio on their dicks

asking the real questions


nayx:

*goes to bed at 2am instead of 5am* wow, my life is so in order right now.  i’m making such good decisions for myself and my body and my soul and im so in love with myself for doing this


shannonwest:

equalityandthecity:

(via Students help Emma Sulkowicz carry mattress to class in first collective carry)

shannonwest:

equalityandthecity:

(via Students help Emma Sulkowicz carry mattress to class in first collective carry)



evilfartgallery:

fartgallery:

i hope you’re all having a great day

I don’t


octobra:

sorry mom you’ve hit ask limit


the-brit-hit:

Hypothesis: “lol tumblr should have its own country XD”

Primary test results:image


necrophilofthefuture:

why dream big and get let down when u can aim for mediocrity and achieve it <333


rumpelstiltskln:

Tiara and Austin learn how funny numbers can be

rumpelstiltskln:

Tiara and Austin learn how funny numbers can be



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