wankstyles:

consider this , how the fukc is it september 


radsturbate:

marry someone who has a different favorite cereal than u so they wont eat all of urs


babyferaligator:

sighprincess:

What are some cool sex positions

standing at the ATM handin me all ur money


chillybucky:

If you defend a guy for his nudes getting leaked (“aw it’s okay we still love you1!1!1!!!”) but then shame a girl for her nudes getting leaked (“what a slut she shouldn’t have taken them in the first place!!1!1!!!”) I hope you step on many lego pieces at once.


taxicar:

im like pre stress stressed like im stressed about the stress that i will b stressed about 4 school……………..education is magical 


inhaftiert:

dutchster:

fat-amy-for-president:

albamentum:

drunktrophywife:

being a girl is really fucking expensive

hahahahhhAHAHAHAHhahahahahhahahah WHO IS PAYING FOR YOUR DATES

hahahahhhAHAHAHAHhahahahahhahahah WHO IS PAYING FOR OUR TAMPONS, PADS, ULTRA SOUNDS, PAP SMEARS, OB/GYN VISITS, BRAS, CLOTHES, MAKE UP, HAIR PRODUCTS TO GO ON DATES WITH FUCKERS LIKE YOU?

[cricket sounds]

god bless this


khione:

*accidentally calls a teacher “bae”*


5000letters:

i find it so incredibly attractive when someone is really good at something, like you can play the violin? damn son. you’re a really talented dj? good for you! i don’t care if you talk to me about quantum physics for an hour straight if i can see the passion in you at some point in that hour i’ll think “whoa, this is really hot.” 



lzayoi:

lzayoi:

Wtf im going to feed my dog a chicken nugget

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