sadurday:

oh man the best is when a dude is like "you’re not wife material." fucking good. i want to be totalitarian dictator material; blood sucking life ruiner material; fucking bulletproof immortal drug lord material. not your fucking wife you gross asshole. 


lzbth:

i just almost missed my train because i was taking a personality quiz to find out what fruit I am


grinderman2:

me in high school: omg cant wait for college
me in college: omg cant wait for the 10 years between retirement and the cold embrace of the grave


flyawaymax:

even when im not laying facedown on the floor literally, i am always laying facedown on the floor figuratively. in my heart or whatever.


phobias:

Tumblr has given me a perfect sense of humour that’s shared by nobody at school


Squad means family. Squad means no one gets left behind or forgotten  


anglelica:

smashmouth was right… so much to do, so much to see


fandom-universe:

untexting:

it’s so sad when you crave someone you can’t have

I thought this said carve I was very scared

methlabrador:

whats the meaning of life? son, its those little tiny pumpkins. the ones that are mad small.  you know the ones i mean. 


reallyreallyreallytrying:

well well well. if it isn’t my old friend, the dawning realization that i fucked up real bad


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